What year is it?

What year is it?

I never know. I go to sleep in 1998 and wake up in 2943. Not much
has changed. My home town in the sticks finally got the internet. Taco
Bell did not win the restaurant wars. Milo's, KFC, and some BBQ joint
from Arizona called Big Bob's Sticky Fingers joined forces.

Big Bob's is actually really good. Wal-mart runs the country. It's
not so bad. Everybody has a job. It doesn't pay much, but most things
don't cost much.

Oh yeah, and we got rid of humans about two hundred years ago. The
planet almost fixed herself.